What IS a Panty Hamster?
Here is an example of a panty hamster found nestled in a cool, breathable cotton panty:
This little beast and their owner can be found on nearly every continent. From growing totally wild to well trimmed and bald, these creatures are as varied and unique as their owners. A happy, healthy panty hamster is a sight to behold and experience, but caution should be used in an encounter with a strange panty hamster; some carry disease and some owners have been known to be mentally unstable.
If cared for well enough, these critters can be a tasty appetizer. Bon Appétit!
